Track And Field Follower T-Shirts

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

Raheem Sterling

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

A Little Long Jumper.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Bigfoot tracks...

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

High Jump

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Centaur Sprinter

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Let go of the pole!'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

Campaign 2010.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Independents still undecided.

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."