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Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Hither and Yon sign

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Bigfoot tracks...

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

Orienteering 101

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

Black Forest Collectibles.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Campaign 2010.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Tourists

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Independents still undecided.

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Ken Livingstone

"You're taking the wrong road not taken."

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'