Wildlife Follower T-Shirts

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Duck Hunt

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Piranhaclaus

Bears catching fish

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bee flying to another flower.

Frog in the puddles.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'