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"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Scurile travels

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Boy on a bike

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Orienteering 101

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

How?

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

life route

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Failure - Success

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Best guide I ever had.'