Trail Navigation T-Shirts

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Island of Lost Guys.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Bear Signpost.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

Reality Bites

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Can't find your office, doc?"