Trail Navigation Gifts

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Hither and Yon sign

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Island of Lost Guys.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Reality Bites

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.