Trail Finder Gifts

Cow and hen footprints merge.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Scurile travels

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Boy on a bike

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

Orienteering 101

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

BMX riding in Bavaria

How?

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

life route

Failure - Success

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."