Trail Guide Gifts

'Best guide I ever had.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sausages.

ET Mishap

Butterflies

Sparkling Water

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Tourists and their Pets.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.