Trail Follower Pillows

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Hither and Yon sign

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Bigfoot tracks...

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Confusing directions.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Orienteering 101

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Black Forest Collectibles.

Campaign 2010.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

Tourists

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Independents still undecided.

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"

"You're taking the wrong road not taken."

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'