Surveillance Follower Pillows

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

The Modern Godot

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Sheepdog Security

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

CIA Recommended TVs

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Super-ego Surveillance