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"I just installed a home security monitor."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

A security guard is being filmed by a camera.

Dinner in 30 Mins

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."