Spy Aficionado Pillows

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Spy School The instructor kicked me out for failing the quiz on handling secret information. You've been declassified!

'The first thing this joint needs is a password. It's gotta be at least 8 characters long, and contain a combination of upper-case letters, lower-case letters, and numbers. Any suggestions?'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'That invisible man is spying on us again - I see his contact lenses...'

MI5 toilets labelled 'Gents' and 'Agents'.

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

"No time to wait!"

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

JAMES BONDING

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

The EP-21 spy plane.