Surveillance Aficionado Mugs

"I just installed a home security monitor."

NSA Personnel. Are you a good listener?

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

A security guard is being filmed by a camera.

Dinner in 30 Mins

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

JAMES BONDING

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.