Surveillance Junkie Pillows

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

The Modern Godot

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Spy Satellite

Super-ego Surveillance

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Sheepdog Security

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

NSA

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Spy vs. Spy

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

'I heard they lost another one.'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

Licensed to drill.