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'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

"I think my mom put a tracking device on me. She seems to know every step I take."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Private Viewing

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Lose the Iraq War.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Oh, can't complain."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Watching The Watchers.

The Automatic Policeman

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'And what do you do?'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"This was an advanced civilization. I see a little copyright symbol."

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'