Spy Satire Lover Pillows

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Your life is in great danger...

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Ian Fleming

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

The Automatic Policeman

'And what do you do?'

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."