Spy Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Police Lineup Escape

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Your life is in great danger...

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

Ian Fleming

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."