Spy Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

Austin Powers and Foxxy Cleopatra.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'More government surveillance!'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Facelook

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

James Bond: Senior Years.

Police Lineup Escape

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Your life is in great danger...

The Spy Who Loved Me

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

Spy vs. Spy

Ian Fleming

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."