Spy-themed Humor Lover Gifts

James Bond: Senior Years.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Licensed to grill.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Facelook

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Austin Powers

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Your life is in great danger...

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

The Spy Who Loved Me

Ian Fleming

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

RIP John Le Carre

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Daniel Craig.

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'