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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Austin Powers

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Your life is in great danger...

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

RIP John Le Carre

Ian Fleming

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'