Surveillance Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Private Viewing

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

Sheepdog Security

Super-ego Surveillance

'Hello, security.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"Oh, can't complain."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

Watching The Watchers.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

Beware of the teddy

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.