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Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Private Viewing

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Data From a Truck

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

James Bond: Senior Years.

Spy Satellite

Sheepdog Security

Super-ego Surveillance

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hello, security.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"Oh, can't complain."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Courthouse. If justice is blind, why does it need so many cameras?

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

Watching The Watchers.

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

Oh, sorry, I didn

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

Beware of the teddy

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.