Quirky Surveillance Enthusiasts Gifts

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

The Remote Olympics

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Super-ego Surveillance

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Sheepdog Security

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

NSA

Spy vs. Spy

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

Licensed to drill.

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

Surveillance Society