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The National Conversation Starts Here

FBI investigator admits to errors.

R.I.P. Sir Sean Connery

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Austin Powers

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

007's Dating Mishaps

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

The Spy Who Loved Me

Ian Fleming

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Roger Moore

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

The Sting Operation

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

"Yes, Bond, It's a bit sparse, but most of them are furloughed or henching from home."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

John le Carre

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

'Bond is back...again...!'

"I give this to you as a token of my love and commitment, and mistrust."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'