Spy Thriller Lover Pillows

'Bond is back...again...!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Facelook

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

Austin Powers

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

007's Dating Mishaps

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Your life is in great danger...

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

The National Conversation Starts Here

Ian Fleming

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

John le Carre goes to MI6 heaven-RIP

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

Top Secret

Mission Food