Spy Satire Lover Mugs

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Licensed to grill.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

James Bond: Senior Years.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

007's Dating Mishaps

Your life is in great danger...

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Ian Fleming

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

The National Conversation Starts Here

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'And what do you do?'

'Bond is back...again...!'

The Automatic Policeman

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

21 Bun Salute.

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'