Surveillance Buff Pillows

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

'I heard they lost another one.'

'We got 68 hours of footage to check'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

The Anti-Agent

High security Santa's grotto

Joan Hickson

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Milkin' Impossible

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Aggression/Security

CCTV in church.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Spy Satellite

TSA

Sheepdog Security

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Eurocopa 2016

Super-ego Surveillance

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."