Government Surveillance Buff Pillows

'I should've stayed in Russia.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Milkin' Impossible

Best System in the World

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Impeachment Wave

Spy Satellite

Mice in the Commons

Sheepdog Security

Obama's New Police State

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Super-ego Surveillance

'Okay, where's Obama?'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

No ID, No Problem

When Your First Term Is Going to Be Your Last

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

Obama builds own gallows.

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'