Surveillance Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hello, NSA, were Johnny Jones and Greta Pogue naughty or nice?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Elusive Shadow.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

A spy

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Spy Satellite

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files

MI5 Press Office