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Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"[Redacted]"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'It seems we have a leak! Somebody is letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing.'

"After you read the menu, eat it."

"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

Business Intelligence Unit.

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Barack, could you bend forward a little?'

Political Espionage

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"You're our top agent? - I thought you were the cleaner."

"Snow may very well be falling early in Moscow, but grey squirrel's left his nuts in a taxi!"

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"I told you I was working late, why don't you ever believe me?"

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

Spying on France

"Bland, James Bland."

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Execution of Confederate Spies (Williams and Peters) in Army of the Cumberland

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Naval intelligence.

Russian spies

'We just lost our last safe house to foreclosure.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.