Government Follower Pillows

The democrats win Georgia run-offs

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Speeding Forklift

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

John McCain

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

21st Century Leadership

"I Win!!!"

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

"It's going to be a tough four years."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

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Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

8 years of GOP economics.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'