Government Program Follower Pillows

'Here's an optimistic touch. My social security check was mailed with a ‘Forever Stamp.''

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Can't Touch This

Trump

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Report No Evil

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

21st Century Leadership

United States of Cheney.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

Security Breach

'I just had a terrible thought. What if we run out of things to tax in our lifetime.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

"It's not PBS. It's a pledge drive for the government."

Federal grant money hooks state and local governments.

America's Gross Federal Debt

....Suspenseful Days!

"This is why you read the instructions."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

'Once his party gained power he became a completely different type of Liberal Democrat.'

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

'I know this place like the hand of my back.'

'I would donate to your charity, but it could draw the governments attention to me.'

George Osborne's Budget Pain.

President Trump: 3 hours without a Constitutional crisis.

Ruination Before Taxation