Government News Follower Pillows

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Trump

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

The end of election 2016

Hard Border

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Famous Pieces of Paper

Dangerous Trumpism

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

Flu Drugs.