Tv News Follower Pillows

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"America’s leaders since 1980"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

SAGE mentality

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Can't Touch This

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

US election postal vote controversy

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

A world divided by the war

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"