Current Events Follower Pillows

Government Shutdown Decorations

"I get my news online...none of that fake stuff for me..."

"What a year this month has been!"

Where's This Kid's Birth Certificate?

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump's hair covers America and blows in the wind.

Oil Pressure.

'I was hoping I could step out as easily as I stepped in!'

Candidate Promises

"Anyone seen pestilence lately?"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Ahmadinejad and the Holocaust.

The first school day in Colorado after the legalisation of Cannabis.

"Nobody likes me!"

Dominic Rules UK

Estate agents lined up for sale

'We are not Nazis!'

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

Putin and MH17

'We'll set that broken arm in a minute. . . does daddy have any of those mean old guns in the house?'

Things the Dinosaurs were doing just before the asteroid struck.

''See!? They love me! They really really love me.'

'War, drought, famine, diseases: Boy I love the news...'

Access denied to Columbus

'Your call may be monitored for national security.'

"Awesome! Our economic stimulus package finally arrived!"

"I refuse to wear a mask!"

"...and for those just tuning in, could you repeat that?"

Survey says there are still a quarter of trainee GPs to stay in full-time clinical work

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Coronavirus

"It's a note from the new year. It has seen what happened to the old year, so it's not coming."

Miss-Information: "I'm not planning on being vaccinated. . . People should have the right to catch covid and die!"

Rip Van Covid