Current Affairs Followers Pillows

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

I Heart JC

Fear Monger

The Donald

Antivaxer sent to the Cemetery

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

"In the absence of a better algorithm Mrs Makins will be assigning test results."

Israel & UAE

". . . and how much confidence do you have in Mr. Johnson?"

Trump & Bolsonaro tout Hydroxychloroquine

"That's our M.P., you can guess where he stands on Brexit."

Q: How will protesters know if their "Women's March" was a success?"

Scary world

"Don't panic, Frimley, this cartoon is set before the pandemic."

Trump 2020

"One of the more common organic definciences found in people who contract the corona virus is sheer stupidity."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

SAGE mentality

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie