Current Event Followers Pillows

'If we send troops to Iraq...who will help Hockey defend us in the class wars?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Government a la Carte

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Russia Money Laundering

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Sybil Obama

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

A world divided by the war

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."