Current Event Followers Pillows

'If we send troops to Iraq...who will help Hockey defend us in the class wars?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Russia Money Laundering

SAGE mentality

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Sisyphean task with the free press.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction