Current Event Follower Pillows

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Prostitutes campaign outside the White House: 'Buy American!'

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Russia Money Laundering

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

SAGE mentality

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."