Follower Of Current Events Pillows

'I've been overwhelmed by an all-consuming sense of outrage lately...I'm angry all the time over stuff I really don't know anything about or that actually affects me...What's a news-paper?'

We promise...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Laughingstock

Turkish Democracy

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Russia Money Laundering

"America’s leaders since 1980"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Armageddon

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Roe v. Wade

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.