Follower Of Current Events Gifts

'I've been overwhelmed by an all-consuming sense of outrage lately...I'm angry all the time over stuff I really don't know anything about or that actually affects me...What's a news-paper?'

We promise...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Turkish Democracy

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Government a la Carte

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Laughingstock

Armageddon

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

SAGE mentality

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Roe v. Wade

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

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