'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
Following Current Events Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of today's trending topics? Our collection of products inspired by current events brings humor and insight to your loved ones' daily lives. Whether they're news junkies or social media enthusiasts, these thoughtful items show you care about what's happening now.
If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!
"I had an accident at work. Can you treat me at your hospital?"
What Bush's Torture Memos Can Do For You
News at 7: News, Weather, Sports, Today's Terrorism
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Schengen
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
British savings accounts
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Hate Platforms
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
Support the Ex-Troops
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"They grow up so fast."
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
Flags
Torturing the English Language
Build your very own conflict of interest!
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
Trump pardons
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
National Everything Awareness Day
Following Current Events Gifts Collection
Following Current Events Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs inspired by current events and stay in the loop with every morning sip.
Following Current Events Pillows
Add some topical humor to your home with pillows celebrating current events—comfortable and conversation-starting.
Following Current Events Prints
Browse our prints featuring witty takes on current headlines—bring some humor and insight into your decor.
Following Current Events T-Shirts
Check out our current events t-shirts that make a statement and keep you fashionable while discussing today's trending topics.