Following Current Events Pillows

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!

"I had an accident at work. Can you treat me at your hospital?"

News at 7: News, Weather, Sports, Today's Terrorism

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

Hate Platforms

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

British savings accounts

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

"They grow up so fast."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

National Everything Awareness Day

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The economy.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'