Following Current Events Pillows

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!

"I had an accident at work. Can you treat me at your hospital?"

What Bush's Torture Memos Can Do For You

News at 7: News, Weather, Sports, Today's Terrorism

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

British savings accounts

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"They grow up so fast."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

Torturing the English Language

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump pardons

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

National Everything Awareness Day