Current Event Follower Gifts

God's Crazy Weird Stupid Plan for Dead Children

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Prostitutes campaign outside the White House: 'Buy American!'

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Laughingstock

Government a la Carte

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

Russia Money Laundering

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

US election postal vote controversy

Sybil Obama

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie