Assad chemical weapons use.
Current Events Watcher Gifts
Looking for a gift for your current events watcher? Our curated collection features fun, clever, and stylish products that capture their love for staying informed. Whether they enjoy discussing politics, global affairs, or trending topics, these gifts add a personal touch to their daily routine and show that you appreciate their curiosity and engagement with the world.
Downhill All the Way.
Kenneth Clarke
A family hides from the TV news report.
Trump versus Maduro
"Now I'll pass on to Daphne and the latest conspiracy theories!"
Trump or Biden uncertainty
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Government a la Carte
Laughingstock
"America’s leaders since 1980"
SAGE mentality
Russia Money Laundering
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"
Sybil Obama
'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'
"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"
Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie
"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."
"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."
Non Thought For The Day.
Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.
Current Events Watcher Gifts Collection
Current Events Watcher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to current events watchers—find a design that keeps their mornings informed and amused.
Current Events Watcher Pillows
Comfort meets personality with our pillows for news fans—add wit and warmth to any space.
Current Events Watcher Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the essence of current events—bring news and creativity into your decor.
Current Events Watcher T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts for anyone passionate about current affairs—ideal for making a statement or sparking conversations.