Current Affairs Watcher Gifts

"We need a new slogan."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Away with the warmonger!"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Skeptic Tank.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Archival Warfare

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Our Two Parties, Explained

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

U.S. Foreign Policy

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

The transparent safe box of Panama