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'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"Leapfrog! It's the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why after the break!"

GOP Traction: Condition - Self-Infected Wounds.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

'Now known as 'Christmas Creep', it takes place earlier each year!'

Gaza.

"Think how ill-informed I would be if we didn't have television."

"He's been staring at the calendar since election day..."

"Instead of the Running Of The Bulls in Pamplona, they're having the running of the bears on Wall Street."

Trump slamming Democrats

"Boris Johnson looks and thinks like Trump. How do we know he's not just Trump's body double?"

Ugly Christmas Sweater: Trump Lies

"The Americans are demanding foreign countries be banned from interfering in Australian politics."

Faith is good, health is okay, great family and friends, we live in America!

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

Trump and Clinton Disagree About Muslims

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Police! Strike! Action!

'My plan is more and more US troops to Iraq until my popularity rating hits zero and makes the book of world records!'

'I dreamed that Congress voted Obama tenure!'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Resolution: Impeaching Donald John Trump. . .

Don't reopen

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'