Morning News Watcher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the morning news watcher in your life? Our collection of fun and witty products captures their love for the morning headlines. From mugs to prints, find something that makes their daily news routine even more enjoyable and adds a touch of humor to their mornings.

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Fear of news.

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....' mockup

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

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'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

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"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!" mockup

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

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"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war." mockup

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

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"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us" mockup

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

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I hate monday mornings.

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Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator. mockup

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

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"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States." mockup

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

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'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

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Covid Lab Theory

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The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying. mockup

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

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'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.' mockup

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

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It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

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BREAKING FAKE NEWS

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Classic News.

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'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.' mockup

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

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News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.' mockup

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

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'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.'' mockup

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

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Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news. mockup

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

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'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.'' mockup

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

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"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong." mockup

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

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"Good news on Wall Street today"

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The Evening News

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The End of Trump?

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'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!' mockup

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

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'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.' mockup

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

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A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel mockup

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

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It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?" mockup

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

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'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

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'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.' mockup

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

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'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?' mockup

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

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House vs. Senate

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'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.' mockup

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

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Morning News Watcher Gifts Collection

Morning News Watcher Mugs

Discover a wide selection of morning news-themed mugs that bring humor and personality to their daily coffee ritual. Perfect for news lovers everywhere.

Morning News Watcher Pillows

Find funny and stylish news-themed pillows that add personality and comfort to any space. Perfect for those who love mornings and media.

Morning News Watcher Prints

Browse our news-inspired prints and decorate your space with humor and headlines. The perfect gift for anyone obsessed with morning news.

Morning News Watcher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts for news enthusiasts. They’re ideal for casual wear and expressing their love for morning headlines in style.