Morning Show Viewer Gifts

Celebrity anagrams: I'll roar keenly (Answer: Lorraine Kelly)

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Fear of news.

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Do you want toast with that?'

Good Morning Britain

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'Damn early birds.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'Good Morning!'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Please do not adjust your set -- I'm just a little hung over.'