Morning People Gifts

"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

Early morning sun

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Rooster

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.