Morning People Gifts

"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

Early morning sun

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Alarmistclock

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."