Morning Person Gifts

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

Eye-opener

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'

Lemon zest...

'Cock a doodle don't.'

Some Zoomies

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

'Be careful, he's not decaffeinated today.'

'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'

"Hang on, I can't fight before my morning coffee..."

Viagara Pills.

'Never let me sign any nondisclosures before I have a full pot of coffee.'

'Lemon and water is great for digestion, but not for your early morning greeting.'

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Super Bran Flakes.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'That settles it! After this, only one cup of coffee for breakfast.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Rooster

The day coffee spoke.

"Okay, I woke up and smelled the coffee - now what?"

A Pill Dispenser filled with coffee pods.

Sketches by Boz - London Streets in Early Morning

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

Just Because it's Tuesday

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.